It.s tough being immortal when you are born suicidal..Such is the plight of the long-suffering Lempire. Part Lemming part Vampire, this rare and exotic creature is consigned to a fate worse than death-
Failure! And he’s right cheesed off about it…
As everyone knows, the Lemming has a profound personality disorder; from the
moment he‘s born, he’s hell bent on oblivion. In contrast, our good friend the Vampire
has… let us say… time on his hands! One is on a crash course with destiny…
and the bottom of a steep cliff. The other’s got a lunch date with eternity.
Follow the death-struck lempire on his never-ending quest for the great
Hereafter in his hilarious, gloriously illustrated and suitably surreal
Available now…’The Lempires lament’
Coming soon on ebook ‘Lempire…the beginning’.